oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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