God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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