scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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