Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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