Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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