...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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