I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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