At least make sure they are 18
Why
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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