i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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