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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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