your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
someone threw a dead crab at me
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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