Whod you bang
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
