Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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