Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I need to sanitize my soul.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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