Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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