Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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