When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
