I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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