They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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