White coat. Heels.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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