The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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