I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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