Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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