I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
two words: eviction party
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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