Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Did you just see the Batmobile???
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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