Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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