Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
