Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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