It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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