Where did you get a picture of my penis
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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