I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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