Yo dont text me then not text me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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