I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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