I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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