So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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