Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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