I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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