i barfeds in our rink
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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