yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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