I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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