: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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