I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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