yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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