Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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