the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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