They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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