? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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