I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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