Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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