I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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