gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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