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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So much Jack, so little girl.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
